Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you?

[Munchenhausen]

Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.

I just saw this in my mind's eye:

Scene: A deserted island in the south Pacific. Waves crash, palm leaves rustle in the wind, a crab scuttles across the lower frame. At length, we notice a figure struggling in the distance, emerging from the water and raggedly traipsing onto the sand. Somehow, we hear the figure's heavy breathing close by. Whoever it is draws nearer, and resolves into a person in dark rags. Still we hear the breathing and gasping. Closer. Blonde hair. Pinstripes on the rags. It's the remains of a dark suit. But the body revealed beneath in flashes is that of a young woman. Dirty, bedraggled, but lithe. She quickly approaches the camera, and stops in front of it, staring. She opens her mouth. "It's…" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49c-_YOkmMU

It took me a few seconds to get that.
But when I did, OH BOY

[Potato]

Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.

I just saw this in my mind's eye:

Scene: A deserted island in the south Pacific. Waves crash, palm leaves rustle in the wind, a crab scuttles across the lower frame. At length, we notice a figure struggling in the distance, emerging from the water and raggedly traipsing onto the sand. Somehow, we hear the figure's heavy breathing close by. Whoever it is draws nearer, and resolves into a person in dark rags. Still we hear the breathing and gasping. Closer. Blonde hair. Pinstripes on the rags. It's the remains of a dark suit. But the body revealed beneath in flashes is that of a young woman. Dirty, bedraggled, but lithe. She quickly approaches the camera, and stops in front of it, staring. She opens her mouth. "It's…" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49c-_YOkmMU

Somebody get this man a cookie.

For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head.

[Munchenhausen]

For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head.

But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3

[SpunkySix]

For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head.

But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3

I'm a sucker for forced references, so I must agree here.

[Potato]

For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head.

But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3

It's still pointless. This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.

[Atario]

It's still pointless. This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.

This is why no one wants to be on that island with you, Potato

[SpunkySix]

It's still pointless. This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.

This is why no one wants to be on that island with you, Potato

Could I eat him?

[Atario]

Could I eat him?

Now, when you say "eat him"…

[SpunkySix]

Could I eat him?

Now, when you say "eat him"…

I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.

[Kibaro]

Could I eat him?

Now, when you say "eat him"…

I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.

spiced up half potato cooked in skin ) such a romantic dinner <3 i only have this rock here sad panda

[Atario]

Could I eat him?

Now, when you say "eat him"…

I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.

Sorry, Potato, I tried!

Welp, nothing to do but carbo-load with Emi now.

[Potato]

Could I eat him?

Now, when you say "eat him"…

I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.

Emi can have the lower half.

Emi would be a pain to have on an island...She'd be like Misha, only instead of never shutting up about parfaits, she'd never shut up about "GOD, YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP EATING PIZZA!" and then I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock for bad-mouthing pizza then without help finding/catching food, I'd eventually start seeing her corpse as a giant chicken leg like in those cartoons where characters are starving with their pals...

("That escalated quickly." in 3...)

[SpunkySix]

Emi would be a pain

I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock

We can't be friends anymore.

[Atario]

I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock

We can't be friends anymore.

I'd "brain her on the sandy shores", if you know what I'm sayin', wink wink

[SpunkySix]

I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock

We can't be friends anymore.

I'd "brain her on the sandy shores", if you know what I'm sayin', wink wink

I'd tactfully suggest that we make passionate sandy love on the beach, but only once we had gotten to know each other well enough, and only if she seemed receptive to previous lesser advances, so as to not make her uncomfortable.