ShadeHaven wrote:Yuuko is a dried mango, very sweet while slightly hard to chew.
You're criticising my Yuuko.
You must seppuku now.
yummines wrote:Rin is a durian
She has some major things that stand out, andost wouldnt even want to try it. But once you get past it all, its one of the best you have ever tasted.
Shizune is an ackee. Will kill you if you don't eat it exactly the right way at exactly the right time.
Hanako is a coxes apple... half red and understated.
Misha is a pear, both as a play on words and because she has a fat arse.
Emi is a pomegranite. 10% sweet, 90% effort.
Lilly is a physalis. A golden core in an unassuming, delicate shell.
And Yuuko is a wild strawberry. Smaller, sweeter, redder, rarer and far tastier than the domesticated variety, showing up in the most unlikely places, and when I find them I claim them for myself AND I WILL FVCKING KILL ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL THEM FROM ME THEY'RE ALL MINE.