If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

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If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by Corpoal_Custard » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:37 pm

So yeah. I'd imagine Emi to be a strawberry. Why? 'Cause she's small and sweet, whereas Misha'd be something silly.

Maybe a grape.

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What do you guys think?

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by Enemy | » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:51 pm

Shizune's a pineapple.

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by Mirrormn » Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:53 pm

Strawberries really aren't that sweet, though =/

Lilly is an apple. Apparently perfect on the outside and inside, pretty easy to eat but still requires some chewing, favorite of all.

Hanako is a fully ripe banana. She's fragile and easy to bruise, and her skin may be speckled with dark patches, but it doesn't make her any less beautiful, and on the inside she's amazingly soft and sweet.

Rin is an orange (I'm actually tempted to go with a pomegranate, but I've never actually eaten one of those, so...). It's difficult to get through her first layer, and even when you do, she's slightly bitter and there's non-digestible fiber you have to either deal with or ignore. But you can work around those problems and still enjoy her as much as, if not more than, the other fruits. In fact, the acidic flavor can be attractive and addicting in and of itself.

Emi is a grape. Small, easy to just pop in your mouth, very sweet, but not a lot of texture on the inside.

Shizune is a raspberry. Bitter and not very appetizing if you just try to eat one alone, and the seeds get stuck in your teeth. But in the hands of a good cook (or an attentive reader), and supplied with a secondary source of sweetness, the complex raspberry flavors can provide a deeply satisfying taste that some people don't appreciate right away.

Misha is a watermelon. Huge in presence, sweet, watery, a somewhat annoying with the seeds, but overall fun and easy to eat.
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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by Corpoal_Custard » Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:01 pm

Misha is a watermelon. Huge in presence, sweet, watery, a somewhat annoying with the seeds, but overall fun and easy to eat.
Fun to eat? Oho.
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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by yummines » Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:02 pm

Rin is a durian

She has some major things that stand out, andost wouldnt even want to try it. But once you get past it all, its one of the best you have ever tasted.

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by Mirage_GSM » Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:16 pm

I think we have a new contestant for "dumbest thread topic of the month"...
Emi > Misha > Hanako > Lilly > Rin > Shizune

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by ~Shultz » Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:21 pm

Hahahaha, this thread
Enemy | wrote:Shizune's a pineapple.
Pretty much this. Her way to act is like the skin of a pineapple
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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by ShadeHaven » Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:32 pm

Yuuko is a dried mango, very sweet while slightly hard to chew.

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by Megumeru » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:43 am

Hey, we do dumb things once in awhile you know--it's the internet, 'dumb things' are often regarded as 'smart'
Mirrormn wrote: Emi is a grape. Small, easy to just pop in your mouth, very sweet, but not a lot of texture on the inside.
That speaks volume considering what you can do with Emi in the toolshed--err grape in the toolshed.

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by ShadeHaven » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:19 am

Megumeru wrote:
Mirrormn wrote: Emi is a grape. Small, easy to just pop in your mouth, very sweet, but not a lot of texture on the inside.
That speaks volume considering what you can do with Emi in the toolshed--err grape in the toolshed.

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...ok I'll stop right here.
I wish I could eat grapes in my tool shed.

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by yummines » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:20 am

ShadeHaven wrote:
Megumeru wrote:
Mirrormn wrote: Emi is a grape. Small, easy to just pop in your mouth, very sweet, but not a lot of texture on the inside.
That speaks volume considering what you can do with Emi in the toolshed--err grape in the toolshed.

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...ok I'll stop right here.
I wish I could eat grapes in my tool shed.
be sure to drink lemon juice so that they go smoothly down your throat.

ok maybe i should lurk a different thread...

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by khaosdvorak » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:24 am

That speaks volume considering what you can do with Emi in the toolshed--err grape in the toolshed.

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...ok I'll stop right here.[/quote]
I wish I could eat grapes in my tool shed.[/quote]
be sure to drink lemon juice so that they go smoothly down your throat.

ok maybe i should lurk a different thread...[/quote]

Some people might say these kind of threads are what is wrong with the internet.....

I say it is exactly what's right! :twisted:
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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by yummines » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:27 am

khaosdvorak wrote: Some people might say these kind of threads are what is wrong with the internet.....

I say it is exactly what's right! :twisted:
you mean the fact suddenly we're making references to anal by talking about toolsheds and lemons?

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by megiddo » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:46 am

Rin is a tomato. Technically a fruit, but really it's just the bottom of the barrel, last option kind of thing. Some people delude themselves into thinking it's the best fruit because of it's unique flavor.

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Re: If each girl was a fruit, which fruit would they be?

Post by khaosdvorak » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:47 am

yummines wrote:
khaosdvorak wrote: Some people might say these kind of threads are what is wrong with the internet.....

I say it is exactly what's right! :twisted:
you mean the fact suddenly we're making references to anal by talking about toolsheds and lemons?
And just like that....it continues.

Anyone ever wonder if Emi and Hiaso would ever try anal again?

Thats right....I went there!
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