Katawa Fortress 2

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Re: Katawa Fortress Two

Post by RandomHuman » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:37 pm

Has nobody thought as nurse as the medic yet..... Come on people get your acts together :)
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Re: Katawa Fortress Two

Post by DrCthulhu » Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:41 pm

RandomHuman wrote:Has nobody thought as nurse as the medic yet..... Come on people get your acts together :)
The Nurse is such a minor character... plus the Medic and the Scout hate each other so that doesn't really work.
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Re: Katawa Fortress Two

Post by Charmant » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:30 pm

DrCthulhu wrote:The Nurse is such a minor character...
Bro, do you even Emi's route? :|

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Re: Katawa Fortress Two

Post by emmjay » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:15 am

DrCthulhu wrote:
Ever think they cuddle in bed and talk like their characters? They'd be missing out on so much if not
"Now doctor, nooooooooooooooooow...."
"The cart has almost reached the final terminus! Wahahahaheeeheee..."

...Thanks for the nightmares.
Could be worse. Ellen McLain, who voices the Administrator, also voiced GLaDOS.
On another note, if Hanako weren't already the Spy, the Nurse could be. After all, the Spy fucked Scout's mom.
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Re: Katawa Fortress Two

Post by d2r » Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:37 pm

emmjay wrote:On another note, if Hanako weren't already the Spy, the Nurse could be. After all, the Spy fucked Scout's mom.
The mother of the scout on the opposing team, technically, so for the comparison to work the nurse would need to be on the Red team & Emi the Blue. :wink:
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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by Zarys » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:13 pm

Spy : Hisao
Demoman : Lilly
Pyro : Hanako
Scout : Emi
Engineer : Rin
Medic : Shizune
Heavy : Misha
Soldier : I don't see someone who really fit.
Sniper : Kenji
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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by Charmant » Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:37 pm

Zarys wrote:Soldier : I don't see someone who really fit.
Jigoro. Their skulls are equal in thickness.

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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by Broomhead » Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:01 pm

Hanako - Spy (Don't Notice me!)
Lilly - Medic (She is the type...)
Akira - Demoman (Liquor)
Emi - Scout (Running)
Mutou - Pyro (His goggles make him think he's in a classroom doing a science experiment.)
Hisao - Heavy (Constantly watched over by a medic...)
Shizune + Misha - Administrator ("Consorting with other girls is in direct violation of mercenary conduct as delineated in your contracts, and on a personal note: I am very, very disappointed with you Hisao.")
Nomiya - Soldier (*Yelling*)
Kenji - Engineer ("I solve practical problems. For instance; how am I gonna stop some mean female supremacist from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?")

No sniper or perhaps Nurse/Meiko.
Lilly = Rin > Hanako > Emi > Misha > Shizune

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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by DrCthulhu » Sun Nov 16, 2014 8:48 pm

You know, I'm starting to think that there are so many aspects of the KS characters to look at that its pretty much impossible to assign them classes.

..Stupid writers with their multi-sided characters and their intricate plots. Could've just made 8 stereotypes and an empty Fire Suit, given them guns, and called them characters like the all-powerful Gaben did.
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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by d2r » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:10 am

DrCthulhu wrote:You know, I'm starting to think that there are so many aspects of the KS characters to look at that its pretty much impossible to assign them classes.

..Stupid writers with their multi-sided characters and their intricate plots. Could've just made 8 stereotypes and an empty Fire Suit, given them guns, and called them characters like the all-powerful Gaben did.
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Comrade wrote:infinite options does not mean all options, just like that between every two numbers there are infinite numbers, but not all.

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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by DrCthulhu » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:15 am

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SOMEBODY LAUGHED

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by emmjay » Thu Nov 20, 2014 8:00 am

Broomhead wrote: Kenji - Engineer ("I solve practical problems. For instance; how am I gonna stop some mean female supremacist from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?")
Kenji does tend to hole up, staying behind his defenses. And has eyewear that's pretty much opaque. (Is there a scarf cosmetic item?)
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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by minimike96 » Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:34 pm

emmjay wrote:
Broomhead wrote: Kenji - Engineer ("I solve practical problems. For instance; how am I gonna stop some mean female supremacist from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?")
Kenji does tend to hole up, staying behind his defenses. And has eyewear that's pretty much opaque. (Is there a scarf cosmetic item?)
Actually there is!

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(Its not prefect, but Scarf + Giant glasses + damn feminist spybot behind him + Drinking a Cold one on a roof + Green = Close enough.
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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by emmjay » Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:48 am

Something I have recently discovered: Heavy is, in fact, known to his family as Misha. I think that settles it.
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Re: Katawa Fortress 2

Post by Silentcook » Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:49 am

...Oh, Christ. :shock: Coincidence critical mass.
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