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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by Comrade » Thu May 29, 2014 1:03 am

Rhodri wrote:Little update on the Yamaku Colonial Government. It seems that when Colonial nations fight each other, they don't think of calling in their their mother nation. So when I realised that a Spanish colonial nation had seized Enomoto in a war, my genuine reaction was "How dare you!" I looked around and found the Spanish colonial nation in Alaska was fighting Yamaku and had occupied the OC girls. So I got my armies over there to retake the lands, only to realise that the neighbouring British colonial nation of Newfoundland had taken Suzuki, Miura and Aneki Satou. I had completely missed it 'cause Newfoundland and Yamaku share a similar colour. This time, I went ballistic and yelled at the monitor:

"You fucking dare to take my girls like that!"

In a blind rage, I promptly went to war with them. It didn't work well but I'll try again when I'm thinking more clearly. I think it proves that we are willing to fight to the death for the honour of our girls.
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by AussieInquisitor » Thu May 29, 2014 2:07 am

I think he means Europa Universalis IV, a PC stadegy game
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by Comrade » Thu May 29, 2014 3:19 am

AussieInquisitor wrote:I think he means Europa Universalis IV, a PC stadegy game
Pretty sure thats what i said...
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by Rhodri » Thu May 29, 2014 11:47 am

Yep, I'm talking about my KS themed colonial nation in Europa Universalis IV. Spent all day in work trying to think of a way to reclaim the land taken by Newfoundland 'cause I don't have a Casus belli against them.
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Post by Comrade » Thu May 29, 2014 12:14 pm

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Comrade wrote:I rather not. Currently i follow Crusader kings videos almost exclusivley
Same. Although I do enjoy whatever the YouTuber DiplexheatedHD puts out.
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by AaronIsCrunchy » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:49 pm

You have been playing too much KS when...
You get invited to a fancy dress party and your very first thought is 'which character should I go as?'

(As it happens, I decided not to go as any character. Green suits are pricey which counts out Kenji, I couldn't find a suitable swaggervest for Hisao and Mutou requires me finding a long brown coat. Would going as one of the girls be weird? I'm thinking Rin.)
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by Potato » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:06 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:You have been playing too much KS when...
You get invited to a fancy dress party and your very first thought is 'which character should I go as?'

(As it happens, I decided not to go as any character. Green suits are pricey which counts out Kenji, I couldn't find a suitable swaggervest for Hisao and Mutou requires me finding a long brown coat. Would going as one of the girls be weird? I'm thinking Rin.)
Go as Hideaki. Anyone calls you a girl, explain why they're wrong. :P
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by ParagonTerminus » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:30 pm

Rhodri wrote:Little update on the Yamaku Colonial Government. It seems that when Colonial nations fight each other, they don't think of calling in their their mother nation. So when I realised that a Spanish colonial nation had seized Enomoto in a war, my genuine reaction was "How dare you!" I looked around and found the Spanish colonial nation in Alaska was fighting Yamaku and had occupied the OC girls. So I got my armies over there to retake the lands, only to realise that the neighbouring British colonial nation of Newfoundland had taken Suzuki, Miura and Aneki Satou. I had completely missed it 'cause Newfoundland and Yamaku share a similar colour. This time, I went ballistic and yelled at the monitor:

"You fucking dare to take my girls like that!"

In a blind rage, I promptly went to war with them. It didn't work well but I'll try again when I'm thinking more clearly. I think it proves that we are willing to fight to the death for the honour of our girls.
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by AaronIsCrunchy » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:31 pm

Potato wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:You have been playing too much KS when...
You get invited to a fancy dress party and your very first thought is 'which character should I go as?'

(As it happens, I decided not to go as any character. Green suits are pricey which counts out Kenji, I couldn't find a suitable swaggervest for Hisao and Mutou requires me finding a long brown coat. Would going as one of the girls be weird? I'm thinking Rin.)
Go as Hideaki. Anyone calls you a girl, explain why they're wrong. :P
I think I love you right now :P This WILL happen.
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by ParagonTerminus » Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:47 pm

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:
Potato wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:You have been playing too much KS when...
You get invited to a fancy dress party and your very first thought is 'which character should I go as?'

(As it happens, I decided not to go as any character. Green suits are pricey which counts out Kenji, I couldn't find a suitable swaggervest for Hisao and Mutou requires me finding a long brown coat. Would going as one of the girls be weird? I'm thinking Rin.)
Go as Hideaki. Anyone calls you a girl, explain why they're wrong. :P
I think I love you right now :P This WILL happen.
Naw, man, go as Jigoro. Buy a Katana, don a Hawaiian shirt, grow a beard, and dye your hair blue.

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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by Rhodri » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:38 pm

Just got back from seeing the new X-Men film at the cinema where these two adverts came up before the film. Naturally, KS characters came to mind. The latter doubly so as it has sign language and audio description versions. Shizune and Lilly would approve.

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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by Potato » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:56 pm

Rhodri wrote:Just got back from seeing the new X-Men film at the cinema where these two adverts came up before the film. Naturally, KS characters came to mind. The latter doubly so as it has sign language and audio description versions. Shizune and Lilly would approve.

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The end of that second video links to a quiz to test your awkwardness. Every question offers three answers. The two wrong answers would only ever be picked by complete idiots. Ergo, nobody on the entire planet is awkward.

This is great news! Or just a shit quiz.

I'd say you've been playing too much when any combination of the letters h, a, a, n in a word are automatically rearranged to 'hana' by your brain, leading to flashbacks of Hanako.
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by SpunkySix » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:59 am

Potato wrote:
Rhodri wrote:Just got back from seeing the new X-Men film at the cinema where these two adverts came up before the film. Naturally, KS characters came to mind. The latter doubly so as it has sign language and audio description versions. Shizune and Lilly would approve.

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I'd say you've been playing too much when any combination of the letters h, a, a, n in a word are automatically rearranged to 'hana' by your brain, leading to flashbacks of Hanako.
How about when REM mentally becomes EMI?
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by AaronIsCrunchy » Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:13 am

SpunkySix wrote:
Potato wrote: I'd say you've been playing too much when any combination of the letters h, a, a, n in a word are automatically rearranged to 'hana' by your brain, leading to flashbacks of Hanako.
How about when REM mentally becomes EMI?
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