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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by Rhodri » Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:16 pm

I'd left the tape measurer out from the other week when measuring the wall for some shelves and decided to measure the given height of the girls against me. I know the Japanese tend to be shorter than Westerners but holy crap, Emi barely makes it up to my collarbone while Lilly just reaches my nostrils! Us 6 footers sure see the world differently. :lol:
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Post by SpunkySix » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:06 pm

ogorhan wrote:the first thing after a day or two absence is first checking the forums for new posts to read.
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by ParagonTerminus » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:35 pm

Necro, necro, necro!

A coworker of mine came in a few days ago with twintails.

I instantly assigned her the nickname of Emi and she responds to it now, but good help me if she googles it.
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Post by Megumeru » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:47 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote:Necro, necro, necro!

A coworker of mine came in a few days ago with twintails.

I instantly assigned her the nickname of Emi and she responds to it now, but good help me if she googles it.
I'll look forward to her reaction. :mrgreen:
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Post by SpunkySix » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:39 am

ParagonTerminus wrote:but good help me if she googles it.
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Post by brythain » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:43 am

SpunkySix wrote:
ParagonTerminus wrote:but good help me if she googles it.
Keep a buzz saw on-hand at all times, just in case.
That would be the pseudo-Miki pseudo-route, I guess.
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Post by ParagonTerminus » Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:11 am

SpunkySix wrote:
ParagonTerminus wrote:but good help me if she googles it.
Keep a buzz saw on-hand at all times, just in case.
No, I'll just mail her to you so you can get your fantasies fulfilled.

Actually, that's made me think: what if actual amputees decided to do KS cosplay?
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Post by SpunkySix » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:57 am

ParagonTerminus wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:
ParagonTerminus wrote:but good help me if she googles it.
Keep a buzz saw on-hand at all times, just in case.
No, I'll just mail her to you so you can get your fantasies fulfilled.

Actually, that's made me think: what if actual amputees decided to do KS cosplay?
1. Gah, that sounds horrible even as a joke. What has I done?!

2. They'd prolly look more accurate, if they did it right.
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Post by Munchenhausen » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:23 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote:Actually, that's made me think: what if actual amputees decided to do KS cosplay?
I know for a fact that if I were to lose a limb, that's probably the first thing I'd do for Eurogamer.
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Post by ParagonTerminus » Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:39 pm

Munchenhausen wrote:
ParagonTerminus wrote:Actually, that's made me think: what if actual amputees decided to do KS cosplay?
I know for a fact that if I were to lose a limb, that's probably the first thing I'd do for Eurogamer.
Problem is, you have to lose the right limb (and be the right gender, ha).

Because it should be obvious that we'd lynch you if you did Miki cosplay with a missing right arm, and god help you if you do Hanako cosplay wrong.
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Post by neio » Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:20 pm

ParagonTerminus wrote:Necro, necro, necro!

A coworker of mine came in a few days ago with twintails.

I instantly assigned her the nickname of Emi and she responds to it now, but good help me if she googles it.
Did you mention the twintails as the reason? "Emi" isn't very google-able, but "Emi twintails" is a dead giveaway.
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by brythain » Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:43 am

... you are sitting at a Buddhist wake and suddenly you realise the woman across the table looks like Emi Ibarazaki dressed in Lilly's casual outfit. But because you're sitting next to Shizune you don't dare sneak a peek to see if she has legs or not. :D
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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by BMFJack » Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:39 pm

...when you wake up with an ahoge and think "Heheh, I get to look like Hisao today."

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Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Post by ParagonTerminus » Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:21 pm

Got around to installing Total War: Shogun 2 today.

Wondering how long it'll take before I start burning cities in the name of Hanako...
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