ROYAL RUMBLE!

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Who is the winner of this ultimate showdown?

Lilly
13
13%
Hanako
10
10%
Emi
8
8%
Shizune
10
10%
Rin
1
1%
Misha
3
3%
Kenji
12
12%
Yuuko
1
1%
Mutuo
2
2%
Nurse
1
1%
Meiko
1
1%
Akira
5
5%
Jigoro
29
30%
Hisao
1
1%
 
Total votes: 97

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ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by SwimmingInCloudland » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:58 am

So, saw this idea on another thread and decided to make it. If it has been done already, forgive me. *sebastian bow*
So tell me, if someone had the genius brainwave of making a fighting game out of all of this, who would win and why?
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by Deadeye » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:16 am

Jigoro obviously, man has a sword and kills bears if you believe the rumors.

Lilly can't see any attack, Shizune likewise couldn't hear an attack if she wasn't facing it. Hanako wouldn't have the courage to fight, but even if she had the rage from her bad ending it couldn't stop a sword. Rin can kick, but is otherwise defenseless and Emi could some running chuck norris move but she rarely trains her upper body strength. Yuuko would lose against a desk. Misha could probably annoy people to death, but that would be time consuming. Hisao would just roll over and die from a heart attack, not like he has any strength anyways. Kenji is nearly as blind as Lilly and lacks any real combative abilities, he could flail at his opponents but with mild success. The Nurse could drug 'em so I'd place him at around 3rd in this. Mutou is somewhat a wild card, he might fight or he might just ponder for the sake of pondering. Akira might have some drunken scottish rage ability, and Meiko might actually have some strength to fight is still one hand short.
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by rydiafan » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:20 am

Shizune ... just because of the shizune fanboy in me

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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by SwimmingInCloudland » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:31 am

Kenji..... OPTIC BLAST!!!
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by Wander » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:26 am

Deadeye wrote:Jigoro obviously, man has a sword and kills bears if you believe the rumors.

Lilly can't see any attack, Shizune likewise couldn't hear an attack if she wasn't facing it. Hanako wouldn't have the courage to fight, but even if she had the rage from her bad ending it couldn't stop a sword. Rin can kick, but is otherwise defenseless and Emi could some running chuck norris move but she rarely trains her upper body strength. Yuuko would lose against a desk. Misha could probably annoy people to death, but that would be time consuming. Hisao would just roll over and die from a heart attack, not like he has any strength anyways. Kenji is nearly as blind as Lilly and lacks any real combative abilities, he could flail at his opponents but with mild success. The Nurse could drug 'em so I'd place him at around 3rd in this. Mutou is somewhat a wild card, he might fight or he might just ponder for the sake of pondering. Akira might have some drunken scottish rage ability, and Meiko might actually have some strength to fight is still one hand short.
A pretty good and thorough analysis.

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Post by gRaViJa » Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:30 am

Emi would win with superior speed and mechanic-taekwondo moves.
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by Sin of my sins » Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:55 pm

Jigoro is teh man.

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Post by Paddy » Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:57 pm

Are we talking one-on-one, tournament style? Or a chaotic free-for-all where teams and alliances can be made and broken at the drop of a hat?

In a one-on-one, Jigoro. He's got the weight, he's got the sword, he's got the muscle.

In a FFA, tough to tell. Deadeye's analysis seems pretty good, though.
But probably still Jigoro.
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by alien.marksman » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:25 pm

Hmm.. I think in either a FFA or One on One comp.
the final pairing would be...
Jigoro the Warrior V's Shizune the Tactician.

Jigoro, eliminating the competition with sheer strength, and a broadside of insults.
Shizune, using deliberate planning and superior strategy to coerce her opponents into a battle on her terms.

Finally, in the ultimate show down. Father V's Daughter.
Both preparing to unleash their ultimate attacks.
Jigoro, with a a flurry of swings from his Katana, the sounds of it slicing through the air, and a crack of thunder summons forth a Signed limited edition release of his Autobiography.
Shizune, carefully removes her glasses, looking her father in the eyes, delivers a precision strike with a single Perfectly SPOKEN word "Daddy?"

There can only be one winner!!!
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by SwimmingInCloudland » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:32 pm

alien.marksman wrote:
Finally, in the ultimate show down. Father V's Daughter.
Both preparing to unleash their ultimate attacks.
Jigoro, with a a flurry of swings from his Katana, the sounds of it slicing through the air, and a crack of thunder summons forth a Signed limited edition release of his Autobiography.
Shizune, carefully removes her glasses, looking her father in the eyes, delivers a precision strike with a single Perfectly SPOKEN word "Daddy?"

There can only be one winner!!!
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by Paddy » Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:47 pm

alien.marksman wrote:Hmm.. I think in either a FFA or One on One comp.
the final pairing would be...
Jigoro the Warrior V's Shizune the Tactician.

Jigoro, eliminating the competition with sheer strength, and a broadside of insults.
Shizune, using deliberate planning and superior strategy to coerce her opponents into a battle on her terms.

Finally, in the ultimate show down. Father V's Daughter.
Both preparing to unleash their ultimate attacks.
Jigoro, with a a flurry of swings from his Katana, the sounds of it slicing through the air, and a crack of thunder summons forth a Signed limited edition release of his Autobiography.
Shizune, carefully removes her glasses, looking her father in the eyes, delivers a precision strike with a single Perfectly SPOKEN word "Daddy?"

There can only be one winner!!!
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by Mysterious Stranger » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:03 pm

To shamelessly steal another person's idea:
The fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed, but eventually, the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Yuuko in a bloodstained sweater.
My apologies for not being able to cite whoever originally came up with that, I can't recall the thread in which it was posted.

Anyway, special mentions to Lilly for being a badass Daredevil blind ninja archetype, and to Misha, who would bust through the heavens with her drills.
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by Alexbond45 » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:06 pm

This is the Ultimate Showdown, Of ultimate Destiny, Cute Girls Dumb Guys and explo-sions, as far as the eye can see.
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by SwimmingInCloudland » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:29 pm

Old Emi was runnin' around Yamaku School like a big playground when suddenly Kenji burst from the shade, and hit Emi with his optic rays...
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Re: ROYAL RUMBLE!

Post by Megumeru » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:18 pm

Jigoro might win...

BUT, Shizune will come out as the winner as the strategist and the manipulator.

(after Jigoro finishes pretty much all the rivals)

Shizune would come up to him, hug him saying 'thanks, you're the best dad' and all...

(now DIE)

then stabs him close-range, least expected.


and just like in Mirai Nikki fashion, Shizune would save the last person--the easiest to control and manipulate--Hisao. With just a kiss, an incentive for him to exert himself, he'll die by his own due to his heart. When it's all done, she'll take off her glasses and signs:

[Just as planned]



(NOTE: Really can see Akira wielding a Tommy gun with some shades in this 8) )
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