Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??

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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??

Post by inquisitivenegro » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:44 am

Helbereth wrote:
WorldlyWiseman wrote:
random wrote:Kenji's ex was Hanako

they were on the down low, so that Lilly (who didn't live at the dorms at the time) didn't even notice

She tried to get him to stop white knighting her with sex but it turns out ...
It works because Kenji is too dense and inconsiderate to successfully baby her.
Except that, according to Hanako's timeline, she's a virgin.
Except that, Kenji coudn't get it up when he tried to tup his ex
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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??

Post by Karl_Ravech » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:51 am

where does it say that Hanako's a virgin?

I mean, it's heavily implied, but never explicitly stated

what, just because Hisao's massive 3.5" Asian penis hurt her?

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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??

Post by WorldlyWiseman » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:20 pm

EDIT: never mind
Hanako's favorite joke is The Aristocrats, but she never tells it because Lilly finds it really offensive. Instead, she practices her delivery in front of a mirror when she's alone. It's the only time she never stammers.

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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??

Post by inquisitivenegro » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:07 am

WorldlyWiseman wrote:EDIT: never mind
Why? Your theory wasn't impossible
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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??

Post by WorldlyWiseman » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:46 pm

inquisitivenegro wrote:
WorldlyWiseman wrote:EDIT: never mind
Why? Your theory wasn't impossible
Nah, I just realized that I was claiming that it came straight from a dev when in fact I couldn't remember exactly where, so I should shut my mouth. I posted shortly before seeing that AUra was telling me to not post answers in the ask thread, so maybe I'm being super awkward about that.

Anyway, I remember about halfway through the Ask thread, someone asking about Hanko's vagoo, and one of the replies had a long list of things that can break/perforate the hymen before sex even occurs, which would imply that Hanako was mean to have been a virgin all along. I can't provide a link, though, because it is way late. It honestly makes more sense to just assume that she was a virgin anyway, unless you want to give her a horrible past full of sexual abuse.
Hanako's favorite joke is The Aristocrats, but she never tells it because Lilly finds it really offensive. Instead, she practices her delivery in front of a mirror when she's alone. It's the only time she never stammers.

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Re: Is it just me who thinks that Emi's ex is Kenji??

Post by ThistlewickVII » Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:37 am

Why has no one suggested the most likely idea - Kenji dated both!
His breakup with Emi lead him to become depressed until he met Yuuko.
Unfortunately, after they had sex he realised that he still had unresolved issues and became convinced that the two were part of a conspiracy against him, which later became more developed until it became a VAST FEMININE CONSPIRACY!
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