Bromont. This is for you...

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Sleet
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Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Sleet » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:00 pm

I'll never sleep without it.

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I don't even watch House. But god fucking dammit, my Bro, I'll remember the joy you gave me for a long time to come.

Since I was about ten I've dealt with the crippling depression running through my family blahdeblah BORING STUFF, but basically, Katawa Shoujo was one of my little excuses to look forward to the future, since when it first came out, the demo had me caring a lot about something. Seemingly insignificant as it may be, it hit me pretty deep. Around a year ago things got inordinately tough. College kicking my ass, literally no friends, panic attacks n' stuff whenever I had to talk to people/out loud, suicide attempt, subsequent hospitalization FUCK MORE BORING CRAP THAT DON'T MATTER NONE also I was arbitrarily hit by a car around the same time, which was a little more interesting. Got some major air time... shit was badass.

Anyway. It was then that I found the archives of your past threads. As soon as I read the first couple Broujo CYOAs, I was hooked. And amazed at how many there were. It became a routine for me to look forward to. Being up all hours of the night, my stomach aching with laughter. Every time I had a free moment, I'd continue reading through a thread and be in high spirits posthaste, with a dumbass grin spread across my face for a good long while, thanks to nothing but the antics your fantastically fucked up mind came up with.

The jubilant effect those threads had on me, combined with the -odd to say this-, GOOD influence of Hisao Motherfucking Necktie's daring bravado and lust for life, made me a different person. I found myself in a completely different mindset. With my new outlook, I wasn't scared of anything. All I saw were possibilities for making things more awesome. The impulsiveness I gained made every situation something new and interesting. And good lord, I could regale you for quite a while with some of my real-life adventures from the previous year. When it comes down to it, those retardedly brilliant stories saved my life. This lighter I now carry with me is a little token to honor that, and remind me of how much better life can be, when you look at it like an arrhythmic, sexually deviant psychopath.

If I could meet you, I'd brofist you beyond the wildest dreams of your ancestors. And then take you to IHOP/Wafflehouse any hour of the night.

If you ever need a favor, I'm your man. I owe you one, Bromont. I owe you a lot.

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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Pl4t0 » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:10 pm

I don't know what it is that makes this guy so funny, but we need to pinpoint it, research it, and duplicate it.

I've found this archive from back in september of his stuff, has he made anything in between, or is there a more complete archive somewhere that anybody is aware of?
http://pastebin.com/eW5RZfDD

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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Sleet » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:16 am

Well, there's this, now.

Honestly, no matter the situation, I can't even think of BELLY DANCAN or T-Pain without laughing or at least grinning like a madman. It's been unfortunate in some occurrences.

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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Richiter Bromont » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:32 am

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I'm just glad I could help

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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Pl4t0 » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:44 pm

Richiter Bromont wrote:I'm just glad I could help
You are a god among men.

Thank you.

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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Worthington » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:44 pm

This is so fucking I can't even anymore.
Got my feet in the air and my head on the ground.

Kenji=Rin>Akira>Hideaki>Hachisame>Lilly>Takashi>Miki>Emi>Nurse>Misha>Mutou>Shizune>Yuuko>Nomiya>Hanako

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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by zanzarra » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:59 pm

Must read. ALL OF THEM.
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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Nyarly » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:51 pm

From what I saw earlier, I just expected it to be funny. I had no idea that it is so fucking awesome.

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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Kanodin » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:20 pm

Pure fucking WIN!

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Re: Bromont. This is for you...

Post by Mahorfeus » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:19 pm

I died after the first page of the chronicle. This... is gonna take a while.
"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love." -Stendhal
The verdict is (finally) in:
Hanako > Rin > Emi > Lilly = Shizune

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