Goddamnit, I discovered this thread too late. All the appropriate jokes and references have already been made, and then some. Fuck.
Er... well... speaking of Katawa Shoujo RPGs... how about just setting it to this
and have them say a couple lines, I guess:
Misha: It is I, Mikado, Seeker of Wahahahaha~!
Shicchan: [Where are we?]
Misha: Look at this tiny place~. To the arrhythmic heart seeking freedom this hospital~ is a prison surrounded by bitterness and self-pity~. And so this boy sought to escape this prison. He sought a way to cross over into other schools~. And so he opened his heart to Wahahahaha~!
Shicchan: [Hisao! Where are you!?]
Misha: Don't bother~. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to Wahahahaha~! All schools begin in Wahahaha~! and all so end. The arrhythmic heart is no different. Wahahaha~! sprouts within it, it grows, consumes
it. Such is its nature~! In the end, every heart returns to the Wahahahaha~! from whence it came! You see, Wahahaha~! is the heart's... true
Shicchan: [That's not true! His heart may be weak, and sometimes, it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!]
Misha: So you have come this far to graduate, and still you understand nothing~. Every light must fade, every heart return to WAHAHAHAHAHA~! Behold the endless abyss (read: Kenji's dorm)! Within it lies the heart of all schools: Katawa Hearts~! Look as hard as you are able, you'll not find even the smallest glimmer~ of your pathetic light. From those dark depths are all hearts born - even your own cold heart, Shicchan.
<fight sequence, Hisao is freed and strikes weak point for massive damage, Limit Breaks abound, Yuuko summon, etc. etc.>
Misha: It is futile~. The cat doll alone cannot seal the door to Wahahaha~! Katawa Hearts! Fill me... with the power of Wahahaha~!...
[Kenji's dorm room door begins to open]
Misha: Supreme Wahahaha~!...
Hisao: You're wrong. I know now, without a doubt. Katawa Hearts... is LIGHT!
<Giant Enemy Misha decimated by streams of glorious, anti-feminist, and extremely manly light radiated by Kenji's now opened room - in slow motion, of course>
Misha: I need... more rage~... I need more... parfaits...
Hisao: Misha. There's more to a parfait than just anger or hate. They're full of all kinds of things. Don't you remember?
Misha: Unfortunately~... I don't.
Another post that's the product of fatigue crushing all the mind's reasoning... forgive me.