Character D&D Stats

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Character D&D Stats

Post by Suriko » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:22 am

After some discussion on IRC combined with rampant boredom, I fashioned some D&D stats for the girls with a few of the others on at the time. All are, of course, in jest and in no way srs bsns. Also, could any D&D players please refrain from stabbing me with their mechanical pencils or bludgeoning me with their rulebooks.

Hisao
STR 8
DEX 9
CON 8
INT 14
WIS 12
CHA 14
Total=65

Lilly
STR 8
DEX 12
CON 10
INT 14
WIS 16
CHA 17
Total=77

Rin
STR 10
DEX 16
CON 10
INT 17
WIS 5
CHA 10
Total=68

Hanako
STR 14
DEX 14
CON 10
INT 10
WIS 8
CHA 8
Total=64

Emi
STR 16
DEX 14
CON 14
INT 10
WIS 8
CHA 12
Total=74

Shizune
STR 12
DEX 16
CON 10
INT 16
WIS 14
CHA 12
Total=80

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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Lulz » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:27 am

Shizune and Emi are overpowered. This doesn't feel right.
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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Nicol Armarfi » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:20 am

wtf is this shit? Where are Nurse-kun's stats?

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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Penguinmayhem » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:02 pm

I'm slightly tempted to go ask /tg/ to make some proper D&D stats for the girls since they're one of 4chan's nicer boards and all and they have experience statting random characters.

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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Silentcook » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:17 am

I can share the blame for carrying this further with crud and his damned 'Yamaku SF' oekaki. Also lawl, thread necromancy.

Hisao: our protagonist sux. Given his overall wussiness and sympathy = cleric/priest. HEALBITCH cleric/priest.
Lilly: emphasis on CHA, plus musical skills = bard.
Rin: with that much intellectual emphasis = eccentric mage/wizard. Don't ask me about somatic spell components, plox.
Hanako: decent physical characteristics, plus climbing skill and attempts at unnoticeability/stealth = thief/rogue/assassin.
Emi: physical emphasis = warrior/fighter. Running skill points to barbarian, actually, but I can't stop giggling at the thought.
Shizune: focus on leadership, coercion and duty = paladin.
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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Aura » Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:35 am

Silentcook wrote: Hanako: decent physical characteristics, plus climbing skill and attempts at unnoticeability/stealth = thief/rogue/assassin.
what? HANAKO STRONG! HANAKO SMASH! She's definitely something of that sort.
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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by cpl_crud » Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:20 am

Yeah I'm kinda inclined to agree there; Emi and Hanko should have their calsses swapped.

Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.
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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by TheHivemind » Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:27 am

cpl_crud wrote: Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.
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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Cain » Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:00 pm

Silentcook wrote: Rin: with that much intellectual emphasis = eccentric mage/wizard. Don't ask me about somatic spell components, plox.
reference to somatic spells: R.A. Salvatore's series on the drow, War of the Spider Queen

spell components... depends if you're on Krynn or on Faerun. i believe the laws of magic are different. Raistlin was able to cast magic missile without bison fur in the book where him and caramon joined the mad baron's mercenary force, also the appearence and defeat of the dragon Immortalus

wizard or sorceress you mean.

and thief/rogue are the same chara class, while thieves of amn are a prestiege class restricted to faerun. assassin is a prestiege class as well.

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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Peorth » Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:20 am

cpl_crud wrote:
Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.
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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by TheHivemind » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:02 pm

Peorth wrote:
cpl_crud wrote:
Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.
Fund. It. :twisted:
What, the killing or the blow job?

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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Peorth » Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:05 pm

TheHivemind wrote:
Peorth wrote:
cpl_crud wrote:
Emi is the type of person to sneak you into a gym shed to give you a blow job, Hanako just kills you.

Nuff said.
Fund. It. :twisted:
What, the killing or the blow job?
Hmm...Originally, I was going to say just the blowjob, but I find the ida of Hanako sneaking around in a catsuit/stealthsuit/whathaveyou disturbingly amusing.


Fund both. We have plenty of money.
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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Firebat » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:52 pm

Truth be told, Hanako had 16 charisma before being nearly killed by the fireball of a 7th level magic user, which gave her -6 charisma from the scar left behind, and another -6 from her mentality, resulting in the loss of personal magnetism <3

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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Rednal » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:13 am

Yeah, but for the sort of people who'll be playing this game, it seems she's got about a +20 Charisma from appearance due to some 'Strange Interests' personality quirk everyone else has... XD *Points to poll results for favorite character*

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Re: Character D&D Stats

Post by Fundefined » Fri May 08, 2009 9:00 pm

Lily; Lawful Good
Rin: Chaotic Neutral
Shizune: Lawful Evil
Hanako: Neutral Good
Misha: Chaotic Evil
Emi: Chaotic Good
Hisao: True Neutral

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