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WAHAHAHA~

Re: Haiku

Post by WAHAHAHA~ » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:48 am

Hisao fucks cripples
With a problem in his pants
That's some weirdass shit

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Re: Haiku

Post by Rohalmen509 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:33 pm

online I can find
many things wrong that I like
this is one of them.
:lol:
I found out about KS from japanator, during Ero-week.

RinxKenji forever~ Rin shall succumb to Kenji's impressive intelligence, and Rin shall make him walk the straight path to victory.
my evidence to this. http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=3044 :)

Rin > Hanako > Shizune > Lilly > Kenji > Emi

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Re: Haiku

Post by Dax » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:52 pm

Girl with arms of none.
Creative, and loads of fun.
The artist I love.

Both Shy and Timid.
Yet has a heart of pure gold.
That is Hanako.

Says nothing, yet heard.
The japanese mime of love.
Bashful Shizune.

Lily may be blind,
but she cares for everyone.
Moresore than herself!

She's always laughing,
having one hell of a time!
Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha~

Has fallen victim
to a terrible disease
Rest in Peace Hisao

Beware of women!
They plan to rid of all men!
A conspiracy! :twisted:

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Re: Haiku

Post by Merlyn_LeRoy » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:20 pm

Gimme the choc'late!
I'm serious, Hanako...
Halloween is near

Lilly in shop class
Picked up a hammer and saw
It's a miracle!

Why is Rin snarky?
In a fight, Rin is unarmed
In snark, it is you

Emi reads Tolkien
Makes Barad-dûr with toy bricks
A real Lego lass

(Shizune can't tell)
(When people say her name wrong)
(That's lucky for them)

Misha's handicap
Is invisible to all --
No sex with boy... WAH!

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Re: Haiku

Post by CPU » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:07 pm

So many haiku
And all of them so clever
What have we begun?

Will it never end?
This storm of KS haiku?
I hope it does not.

For it is so grand,
To see the talent in all
Of you KS fans.

But now I bid a
Forlorn farewell to you all,
Because I have work.
Shizune Path: Complete
Lilly Path: Complete
Rin Path: Complete
Hanako Path: Complete
Emi Path: Complete
Total Game Completion: 100% Achieved

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Re: Haiku

Post by purple haired Katawa Shoujo character » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:37 am

holy fucking shit
why are there straws everywhere?
i can't cum with straws

katawa shoujo
i blow my load to your girls
what a weird ass game

i am trippin balls
weed and this game don't mix
really, don't do it

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Re: Haiku

Post by Limbless » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:29 am

What's with the haikus?
Seen haiku threads all over...
The internet's weird.

Katawa Shoujo
A game about cripple porn
Words words words no boobs

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Re: Haiku

Post by Quidoo » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:50 am

Sumptuous pink drills
Soothing sound of "Wahaha"
Nobody loves me
"Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil!"

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Re: Haiku

Post by Goldilurks » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:29 pm

Emi reads Tolkien
Makes Barad-dûr with toy bricks
A real Lego lass
Oh my fucking god
You did not just make that pun
Forehead, meet my sole
Mishimmie image #657
i am trippin balls
weed and this game don't mix
really, don't do it
While Emi agrees
Misha, Rin and Hisao
would beg to differ
Mishimmie image #2276
This one needs to lurk moar. This one lurks too much! Ahh, this one lurks juuuuust enuf.
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Re: Haiku

Post by Worthington » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:37 pm

Linking shimmie pics
to respond other's haikus
How ostentatious
Got my feet in the air and my head on the ground.

Kenji=Rin>Akira>Hideaki>Hachisame>Lilly>Takashi>Miki>Emi>Nurse>Misha>Mutou>Shizune>Yuuko>Nomiya>Hanako

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Re: Haiku

Post by Rohalmen509 » Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:06 am

okay seriously, wtf's going on here?
How did we reach this point??!?? :cry:
I found out about KS from japanator, during Ero-week.

RinxKenji forever~ Rin shall succumb to Kenji's impressive intelligence, and Rin shall make him walk the straight path to victory.
my evidence to this. http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=3044 :)

Rin > Hanako > Shizune > Lilly > Kenji > Emi

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Re: Haiku

Post by Russian tourist » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:08 am

Rohalmen509 wrote:okay seriously, wtf's going on here?
How did we reach this point??!?? :cry:
No idea. But it's really funny. :lol:

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Re: Haiku

Post by G3n0c1de » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:33 am

I'd write a haiku
But I am not very good
So I choose not to
It's a good thing Shizune is deaf, she is the only one who can stand (not) hearing "Wahaha~!" over and over.

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Re: Haiku

Post by Silentcook » Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:00 am

Yeah, I think we have kinda peaked the humor in this.
Shattering your dreams since '94.

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Re: Haiku

Post by AapoAlas » Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:18 am

Silentcook said it
Playtime is over so go home
Time to lock it up?
Nothing to be seen here. Do check out my little dabbling in the art of words, though.

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