what are the best quotes from the game?

[injustice-shall-fall]

"Talking with Rin is like playing chess against a supercomputer who does seemingly completely random moves as if to mock everything you know about playing chess. It's like that, except with human interaction." - Hisao, Act 1, in the scene 'Mind Your Step'.

Is it just me or does that seem like a moment where Hisao had his own Rin-ism?

[txalolrn9]

"Hanako ... I'm really your grandfather."

-Antique Shop Owner



Oh man, my jaw was on the floor when I read this part

[Loonie]

"I have never seen someone talk so heatedly and defensively about absolutely nothing before."

-Hisao on Kenji, but might as well be me on most of the internet

I remember laughing out loud when I first came across this and sure enough, a few days back, I laughed out loud again when I was reminded of it.

[injustice-shall-fall]

"Well, whatever. Doctor's orders says I have to take them, and rationality suggests that I'd be well served to trust his judgement over mine." - Hisao, Lilly's Route Act 4: Present.

[injustice-shall-fall]

"I have never seen someone talk so heatedly and defensively about absolutely nothing before."

-Hisao on Kenji, but might as well be me on most of the internet

I remember laughing out loud when I first came across this and sure enough, a few days back, I laughed out loud again when I was reminded of it.

Is it just me or does Kenji seem like he'd fit in well on Seinfeld?

[Pseudogenesis]

"Hanako ... I'm really your grandfather."

-Antique Shop Owner



Oh man, my jaw was on the floor when I read this part

"Link, I am your father."

- Gandalf

[Beanwell]

"I think I am going to go in a fetal position and throw up. Possibly in reverse order."

"I'm having my period and I need some help regarding that. However, I don't feel that our relationship is yet on the level where I could allow you to pull my underwear down in the girls' toilet even if you offered to."

-Rin

[injustice-shall-fall]

"I think I am going to go in a fetal position and throw up. Possibly in reverse order."

"I'm having my period and I need some help regarding that. However, I don't feel that our relationship is yet on the level where I could allow you to pull my underwear down in the girls' toilet even if you offered to."

-Rin

"I like doing it in a horizontal position more, if you know what I mean."

[Pseudogenesis]

"I think I am going to go in a fetal position and throw up. Possibly in reverse order."

"I'm having my period and I need some help regarding that. However, I don't feel that our relationship is yet on the level where I could allow you to pull my underwear down in the girls' toilet even if you offered to."

-Rin

"I like doing it in a horizontal position more, if you know what I mean."

No Rin, we don't know what you mean. We have absolutely no goddamn idea what you mean.

[Sakiren]

"It's like talking to a brick wall that also hates you"

Lost my shit at that part.

[Beanwell]

"There's nothing as impersonal as giving someone a gift card. It's like saying 'I don't know enough about you to work out what you'd like.'"
-Lilly

So true.

[Pseudogenesis]

"There's nothing as impersonal as giving someone a gift card. It's like saying 'I don't know enough about you to work out what you'd like.'"
-Lilly

So true.

I've had a few conversations about this before, and I'd honestly just prefer money. It's impersonal, yeah, but nobody knows what to get anyway. If they know me well enough, then they know I like the flexibility of being able to get what I choose. >-<

[Beanwell]

That's true for me as well.

"Should I recommend this to my friends or do I want them to continue to see me as mentally healthy?"
Luckily, two of my friends have played it as well, but for the rest...I'm not so sure.

[Snow_Storm]

"Did you really think a minor thing such as the end of the world would do me in?"
-Lilly at her badass moment.

"This is me. All...of me."
-Pretty obvious. Fucking depressing to boot!

[HarvestmanMan]

"I have never seen someone talk so heatedly and defensively about absolutely nothing before."

-Hisao on Kenji, but might as well be me on most of the internet

I remember laughing out loud when I first came across this and sure enough, a few days back, I laughed out loud again when I was reminded of it.

Is it just me or does Kenji seem like he'd fit in well on Seinfeld?

"What is the DEAL with all these feminists? I mean, I roll up my shades and they're firing AK47s at me."