What makes me a good director? If I were a bad director I'd wouldn't be sittin' here discussing it with ya, would I!delta wrote:Directing's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outa doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry.
-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the screen, someone is gonna want someone moved.
I'll be honest with ya: people do not care for it.
Intuition'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of intuition?
Blokes what just place characters on left, center and right and call it a day! Professionals have standards.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
One misplaced sprite, one scene with the wrong music, one errant twitch...and KABLOOIE!
I got a mankey eye...I'm a black, Scottish cyclops! They got more path writers then they got the likes of me!
T'all you fine cripple porn enthusiasts...
Prancin' about with your mouths full of criticism! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ye with a whiff of the ole' Bad End.
This is a grim bloody fable I'm directing...with an unhappy bloody end!