There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo?

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There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo?

Post by Wincrest » Wed May 27, 2009 6:00 pm

If the following picture is anything to go by there's going to be a background picture of a "Nice Boat" in Katawa Shoujo
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Source is at, http://katawashoujo.blogspot.com/2008/0 ... hotos.html.


Feel free to speculate on its nature here.

Personally, I think it will show up after Hisao gets to an intimate Misha scene while Shizune's still asleep in the room, the two of them assuming that just because Shizune's deaf she won't wake up. Hisao and Misha will be engaged in a deep love lock next to a sleeping and unaware Shizune, however, the heavy vibrations caused by their rampant unrestrained acts of love cause Shizune to awake, who upon seeing Hisao with Misha, brings out that little bit of Yandere inside her. Then the next thing Hisao knows, he's on a nice boat afloat the river Acheron.
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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by Guest » Wed May 27, 2009 6:24 pm

That post is a huge waste of space.

Yacht is probably Lilly's.

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by Nestor » Wed May 27, 2009 6:29 pm

Maybe Hisao gets to ride a dolphin, and do flips and ish. That would explain the presence of a boat.
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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by Bara » Wed May 27, 2009 6:34 pm

Guest wrote:That post is a huge waste of space.

Yacht is probably Lilly's.
Nah, it is Akira's corporate yacht. It's the location where Akira, Muto and the Nurse lure Yuuko to have their way with her. :roll:

I would point out this is a totaly fabricated load of crap I just made up, but I know someone will chime in saying, "THATS HAAAWT!" and start asking for a path with this. So why should I bother? :mrgreen:

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by Caesius » Wed May 27, 2009 6:34 pm

You guys are missing the most obvious explanation.


Hisao becomes a rapper.
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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by SirAkbar » Wed May 27, 2009 6:38 pm

Ah, this must be where Muto's whale-hunting ventures take place.

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by Anonymous4453 » Wed May 27, 2009 9:23 pm

INB4 Nice Boat End with beheaded Hisao.

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by DuaneMoody » Wed May 27, 2009 9:27 pm

Caesius wrote:Shizune becomes a rapper.

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by ccdr » Wed May 27, 2009 9:36 pm

Believe me when I say, Misha fucked a mermaid.

Oh wait, I'm Misha! Wahahaha~

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by lurk moar » Wed May 27, 2009 9:42 pm

Aaaah~
Naaaiiisuuu boootooo daaayooo~[1]

If Hisao ends up ON A BOAT it will be the best path.

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by Layzuhl » Wed May 27, 2009 9:46 pm

I hate that song. :(

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by WASSHOI » Wed May 27, 2009 10:00 pm

They needed that picture for the scene where Kenji hijacks one, drives it full speed up a ramp, sends it flying into the girls locker room, and then pulls out his two pistols. Just then, when all the half-undressed girls gasp and are too dumbfounded to even cover themselves, Kenji's shirt bursts open. His manly pecs and abs bring a flood of new emotion to all the women in the locker room. They all can't help but run up to him in an attempt to lick his radiant muscles. But as they draw near he simply mumbles under his breath;

"Bitches...and whores..."

A loud bang is heard, followed by the sound of a discarded bullet shell rings through the room. A girl with pink drill hair lays on the floor in fetal position. A red pool gradually forms from under her, the other girls stare at her. But their faces were not those of fear, no. They were faces of jealousy, they turned their gaze back to the masculine figure that is Kenji. Standing there, fire from the yacht behind emphasizing every detail of his muscles. The silence was cut off once again, the girls continued their uproars.

"Me, do me too! I wish to be penetrated!"
"Oh please, I want it! Please!"
"If you shoot it in me I might...kyaaaaaa~ ♥"

But Kenji's face was not amused. Behind his glasses he morbidly watched the girls without a sound. He grit his teeth as hard as he could before something had finally made him loose it. From the crowd of females, there was one who couldn't hold back any longer. Yuuko ran up to Kenji and held him tightly, her bare chest pressing against his. The remaining girls all gasped in unison.

"Do you...still love me?"

She asked, looking up into his eyes, which was now possible considering Kenji grew 2 times his size somewhere along all of this commotion.

"...I'm the goddamn batman..."

Multiple shells were now heard falling on the floor. It sounded as if someone had ran into a home decor store and purposely dropped all the wind chimes. Cries and moans of pleasure erupted from the lockeroom as it was drenched in a sea of crimson.

Kenji sails off into the night, on his flaming yacht, still splattered with the juices of every girl in the lockeroom. He took one final look back at the school he was leaving forever.

"..."

He stared in silence, as if waiting for something. Suddenly, an explosion! A shark piloting a T-Rex with a rocket launcher swooped up from the explosion and gave Kenji a good ol' fashioned Bro Fist. The shark and T-Rex both took out their electric guitars and shredded the most orgasmic music one could ever hear, all while on fire. Kenji drifted away into the ocean with his shark and T-Rex, drifting into the orange horizon.

"Bros before hoes."
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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by Suriko » Wed May 27, 2009 11:07 pm

Half the stuff on the blog is old and out of date.

Which includes that post. Sorry.

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo

Post by flurk » Sat May 30, 2009 7:00 pm

Bara wrote:It's the location where Akira, Muto and the Nurse lure Yuuko to have their way with her. :roll:

I would point out this is a totaly fabricated load of crap I just made up, but I know someone will chime in saying, "THATS HAAAWT!" and start asking for a path with this.
this made my day, oh wow

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Re: There's a "Nice Boat" In Katawa Shoujo?

Post by toast » Sat May 30, 2009 8:33 pm

Somebody owns a boat. One of the girls is rich.

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME IM ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT.
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