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Umber
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by Umber » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:06 am
SpecimenSix wrote:KeiichiO wrote:
Happy Birthday Emi! If it's nice today, I'll jog a few miles in your honor.
Happy Birthday Emi indeed. Assuming I don't go out tonight I'll go for a nice run.

Happy Birthday Rin: Do something but technically nothing.
Happy Birthday Emi: Run a couple miles but technically that's nothing to Emi.
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SpecimenSix
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by SpecimenSix » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:07 am
Umber wrote:SpecimenSix wrote:KeiichiO wrote:
Happy Birthday Emi! If it's nice today, I'll jog a few miles in your honor.
Happy Birthday Emi indeed. Assuming I don't go out tonight I'll go for a nice run.

Happy Birthday Rin: Do something but technically nothing.
Happy Birthday Emi: Run a couple miles but technically that's nothing to Emi.
True, but my only alternative is climbing up onto my old high school's roof since I'll be back in my hometown by tonight. Hm maybe that's not such a bad idea after all, it's been almost a year since I've been up there anyways.

I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
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by Caden Tiksaril » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:26 am
Happy birthday to Emi, the fastest thing on no legs!
It is unfortunately even colder today than it was supposed to be already, so I can't run to celebrate.


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Umber
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by Umber » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:12 pm
Caden Tiksaril wrote:Happy birthday to Emi, the fastest thing on no legs!
It is unfortunately even colder today than it was supposed to be already, so I can't run to celebrate.

I'd run even if it's cold, but I have a mountain of homework to deal with. Eurgh.
Education, or celebrating Emi's birthday...
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by KeiichiO » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:33 pm
SpecimenSix wrote:True, but my only alternative is climbing up onto my old high school's roof since I'll be back in my hometown by tonight. Hm maybe that's not such a bad idea after all, it's been almost a year since I've been up there anyways.

Hmm, I like the idea of climbing on my high school roof. I hated the place, so maybe I could bring some paintball guns and wreck havoc around the place while having a nice picnic on the roof
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail.
Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences
Ha.
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Umber
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by Umber » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:41 pm
KeiichiO wrote:
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences
Ha.
No lubricants in jail.
/Notworthit. Might as well just chop your legs off.
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by KeiichiO » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:50 pm
Umber wrote:KeiichiO wrote:
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences
Ha.
No lubricants in jail.
/Notworthit. Might as well just chop your legs off.

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by Xanatos » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:41 pm
Merrpy Birthmas, Emi!

<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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by SpecimenSix » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:00 pm
Umber wrote:KeiichiO wrote:
But alas, I'd probably end up in jail. Then I'd REALLY connect with Emi's experiences
Ha.
No lubricants in jail.
/Notworthit. Might as well just chop your legs off.
You won't end up in jail if you're fast enough.

And if nothing else you can always use your tears as lube.
I second the notion of cutting your legs off. Bonus points if you send them to Emi and she attaches them and lives a long and happy life with hairy man legs.

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by Xanatos » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:01 pm
SpecimenSix wrote:Bonus points if you send them to Emi and she attaches them and lives a long and happy life with hairy man legs.

Oh hello, Van Gogh. I thought you were already dead.

<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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Umber
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by Umber » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:12 pm
SpecimenSix wrote:Bonus points if you send them to Emi and she attaches them and lives a long and happy life with hairy man legs.

Let's ruin Hisao's sex life for Emi's birthday. And maybe Emi's mile time, too.
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by Selim Bradley » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:39 am
I ate a lemon-flavored pie. Celebrated both her birthday and Pie Day.
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by HLGU » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:41 am
Happy Birthday Emi! I Love You!
Emi indeed gets a strawberry cake, with extra strawberries.
For the second dessert, she gets a bowlful of strawberries, because Emi.
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by Umber » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:50 am
HLGU wrote:Happy Birthday Emi! I Love You!
Emi indeed gets a strawberry cake, with extra strawberries.
For the second dessert, she gets a bowlful of strawberries, because Emi.
You. Deserve. The world. And a medal.
I got the mental image of Emi, sitting next to a table, with a strawberry cake in front of her, surrounded by a mountain of caring supporters.
My heaaaart. Oh, my poor heart.
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by pandaphil » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:55 am
HLGU wrote:Happy Birthday Emi! I Love You!
Emi indeed gets a strawberry cake, with extra strawberries.
For the second dessert, she gets a bowlful of strawberries, because Emi.
D'awwwwwww.
Maybe if you're really good she'll let you feed them to her like Rin.
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