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Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:26 pm
by Munchenhausen
A strange little tangent from the Headcanon thread, I thought had potential for its own.

Lilly Satou.
The well mannered, calm vixen that has a knack for keeping a pokerface.
However, she is but only human.
No matter how hard she hides it, she has emotions. Things that bring her joy, sadness and anger.
That's what we're here for, that rarely seen side to her. Anger.

Mugs? Fuck that shit, it's teacups or bust!
"Scotland is British"? Not on her watch!

What really fucking infuriates Lilly Satou?

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:30 pm
by brythain
A guy who won't indulge her healthy adolescent sex drive when she knows he wants it.

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:32 pm
by Gajzla
Margaret Thatcher?

Plus I guess anoying sounds, like fans from computers or the drip of a tap. Things that most people don't pick up on, but really get to her.

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:51 pm
by dewelar
Slacker groundskeepers.

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:18 pm
by HereticNine
Kenji trips her again! DAMMIT KENJI!

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:52 pm
by Charmant
She hates dandelions. Nobody else knows why except Akira, and she refuses to say a word about it.

Also anyone who asks her to do origami then hands her a sheet of lined notebook paper. It's not regulation, you fucking Phillistine! (That thing with Hisao was an exception.)

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:56 pm
by Sharp-O
The Scots because they ruined Scotland!

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Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:03 pm
by Steinherz
Charmant wrote:She hates dandelions. Nobody else knows why except Akira, and she refuses to say a word about it.

Also anyone who asks her to do origami then hands her a sheet of lined notebook paper. It's not regulation, you fucking Phillistine! (That thing with Hisao was an exception.)
Is it bad that I want to see Lilly say that now? :lol:

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:32 pm
by Charmant
Steinherz wrote:
Charmant wrote:She hates dandelions. Nobody else knows why except Akira, and she refuses to say a word about it.

Also anyone who asks her to do origami then hands her a sheet of lined notebook paper. It's not regulation, you fucking Phillistine! (That thing with Hisao was an exception.)
Is it bad that I want to see Lilly say that now? :lol:
I want the same. Question is would she yell or stay calm and polite about it, despite the wording?

Also I just noticed in the headcanon thread, I described her loathing of Earl Grey tea as a boiling hatred. Fuck.

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:13 pm
by Munchenhausen
Sharp-O wrote:The Scots because they ruined Scotland!
winner winner chicken dinner

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:23 pm
by d2r
Canonically, Shizune's presence.

Probably also 3500 hz square waves. :lol:

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:34 am
by Rhodri
What pisses off a (half) Catholic Scot? Three simple things:

Rangers Football Club
Ulster loyalists
Protestants

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:22 pm
by Charmant
The movie Braveheart. She once borrowed some money from her parents to fund a trip to America, with a big bag of Akira's beer in tow, to throw at Mel Gibson when he answered his doorbell.

Being blind, she missed every one (and they all burst upon ground contact) and she was promptly removed from the premises by Mel's security guards. And now she refuses to ever go back to America.

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:42 pm
by Skeeve
I bet she really hates jokes about Macbeth, and once has thrown a pencil at (well, near) Kenji for going on about what she thought she heard as "those three witches in the front row".

Re: Shit that Pisses Lilly Off

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:23 pm
by Drebom
When she can't get her tea fix, Lilly becomes extremely enraged, channelling her Scottish side with a full-blown accent. This lasts until the instant the issue is rectified- a single sip is enough to restore her ladylike persona. The local tea shop near Yamaku has quickly learnt to never be out of stock of her favourite blends.