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by Hoitash
Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:50 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Tales from Yamaku: A Halloween Series of Stories
Replies: 31
Views: 13860

Tales from Yamaku: A Halloween Series of Stories

I LIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEE! Now, Ilya… oh right, I gave her the weekend off so she could trick-or-treat with Megumin. That totally won’t blow up in my face later. Well, guess I’ll have to outsource this job. WORDS FOR THE WORD GOD! TROPES FOR THE TROPE THRONE! Okay, serious time. Ladies, mentlegen, an...
by Hoitash
Sat Jul 08, 2017 8:26 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

Mirage_GSM wrote:Yes, after dragging her all the way from the front gate to their homeroom - which again is on the third floor - without her showing any signs of trouble. :lol:
She could be using the elevator.
by Hoitash
Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:49 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

Does Misha have inner ear problems in your story? Don't remember anything about that... Yeah, a doctor diagnosed it waaaaaaay back in USM proper. It's pretty minor, so she just needs to do basic hearing safety stuff. Well that would explain Misha's weird aversion to stairs... she mentioned in the V...
by Hoitash
Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:43 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

“It does taste like paint stripper!” she groaned, “Also why am I cross-eyed?” Misha should be cuatious. Becoming blind is a hindrance for a sign language interpreter... Indeed. That's what the stuff I drink tastes like, though it's usually made in a stovetop pressure cooker. The previous statement ...
by Hoitash
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:41 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

Part VII (Last one): The Grand Finale did its job, unleashing a dazzling display of color and smoke that seemed to fill the sky and ground. For a moment it almost looked to outshine the stars and fireflies. After a long series of brilliant flashes, bursts, sprays, and pops, the Finale ended. Misha, ...
by Hoitash
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:41 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

Part VI: Dave lit the match and proceeded to light the array of fuses, doing so in a pattern that made Will and Misha dizzy. When he finished he took a step back and covered both ears. Misha did the same. The bottle rockets went first, their brief bursts of color and noise heralding a swift salvo of...
by Hoitash
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:40 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

Part V: Dave reappeared as Will resumed his seat, and once again everyone set down to eat, though much slower than they had at dinner. Conversation was also much more muted, mostly consisting of Misha and Will trying to weasel the recipe out of Dave, who refused to say anything except to tell off th...
by Hoitash
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:40 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

Part IV: “Getting back to the Japan thing,” Dave said as he spooned some mustard potato salad onto his plate, “Misha, you learned English before you came here, right?” Misha placed a bratwurst into a bun and nodded, “Uh-huh~.” Dave turned to Lynda, “Did you learn Japanese?” Lynda nodded as she cut h...
by Hoitash
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:39 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

Part III: Misha waited while Lynda petted the old dog. Once Lynda finished, the two went to join the rest on the deck. Jenny followed them to the steps, where she stopped and laid down in the shaded grass. “They’re not allowed on the deck,” Lynda explained. Once the two stepped onto the deck proper ...
by Hoitash
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:38 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

Part II: Lynda raised her hand, “I’ll hold back for you guys.” Dave raised an eyebrow at the woman as he pulled a lighter from his pocket, “Uh… I know you Canucks have a slightly different vernacular, but I’m pretty sure ‘reasonably sober’ means the same thing in American English as it does in Canad...
by Hoitash
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:38 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: My USM One Shot Thread with Summer Update
Replies: 114
Views: 57922

Re: My USM One Shot Thread with Independence Day Update

We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to continue to write lesbian fan-fiction! We’re going to survive! Today, we celebrate what happens when I write 24 pages of yuri goodness! Rocket’s Red Glare The battered two-door Saturn rattled its way along a co...
by Hoitash
Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:59 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Winter Update!
Replies: 198
Views: 93497

Re: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Father's Day Updat

Toothless wrote:Finishing a nice story with such craziness, you absolute madman. As long the 4th of July do not involve Slaannesh, it should be great.
I promise nothing, and thanks for the vote of confidence :)
by Hoitash
Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:27 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Winter Update!
Replies: 198
Views: 93497

Re: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Father's Day Updat

You know, I haven’t written anything sappy in five minutes. Let’s fix that. Ilya, throw the switch! Shining Middle Child -A Father’s Day Special As an only child with three children, sometimes I have trouble relating to or even understanding their sibling dynamics. Granted, I had a fair few cousins,...
by Hoitash
Mon Mar 27, 2017 6:54 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Flutter - Level Thirty Five: Chip Damage [1/3/24]
Replies: 315
Views: 180497

Re: Flutter - Level Twenty One: Footsies [25/3/17]

Huzzah! Glad to see you back and writing :). I missed genki Rika.
by Hoitash
Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:34 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Winter Update!
Replies: 198
Views: 93497

Re: Hisao and Kenji: Masterful One Shots! Christmas Update

It's been a while since I last took a look at your works, and might I say: they're damn good as always. You keep doing the Emperor's work! Good to see you back, and thanks. Like the Living Saint herself, I shall always return when I am needed :) Though apparently not in time to save a planet. Stupi...