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Umber wrote:

Hanako was probably on that 'metal-or-chocolate' game show.

Can you smell what The Rock is chewing?

KeiichiO wrote:The Hound: While on a date with Hanako, make her cosplay as Sandor Clegane from 'Game of Thrones' for my your own amusement.

Only if you dress up as a captive Arya Stark.

On To The Finer Points: Point out that "i → ee" also applies to mee-shah and shee-zoo-neh and eh-mee and nah-oh-mee and ah-kee-rah and mee-kee and… But I say 'Shih-zoo-nay' & 'Mick-ee' :( that's still a valid point, mind you World Class Listening Problem Mispronounce "Shizune&quo...

bhtooefr wrote:My name is Rinus Torvalds, and I pronounce Rinux as Rinux
Convince Rin to do her artwork on a Linux machine, using The GIMP.

This debate shall now be narrated by Sean Bean. (Seen Bean? Shawn Bawn? Fuck you English.)

SPOILER: He dies at the end.

Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Mo : Somehow become equally attractive to all five girls simultaneously and be forced to choose one using a child's game tactic. RiPPLeS: Make all five of them battle for your affections in a heated game of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock . Grow Long and Prosper: have a certain re...

Potato wrote:Green Eggs & Ham: Bring breakfast to Rin in the atelier, only to have paint accidentally spilled on it.

Accidentally? How did you think Rin knew what the color blue tasted like?

Potato wrote:@Trogdor: Come on Eileen...Cum on, I lean...Because you're cumming on her and she has to lean on stuff to stand due to missing a leg. HA, I GET IT.

Of all the people here, I figured you were most likely to understand the Pink Flamingos reference.

Son, I am disappoint.

COME ON EILEEN Give the new one-legged transfer student a pearl necklace. PINK FLAMINGOS Convince Lilly that Niji's latest offering is in fact tasty, tasty chocolate. RED STAPLER Get your dorm room transferred to the basement, set the building on fire, and sue Jigoro and Hanako for stealing your Ju...

Guise... GUISE! You're screwing it all up!

Jigoro is Shizune and Hideaki's mother. Mrs. Cartman is their father.

NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS
Decide you're not going to let Kenji have all the hot water, and shower at the same time.

Toasted Buns : Take Hanako to the anal shed. I would pay to see this in the game. Like Buttah Slide in and out like, insanely fast, but smoothly enough as to avoid roasting Hanako from the inside out due to friction If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. And I prefer "Make your thig...

Abandonment Message Post by Helbereth » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:34 am After much consideration, I regret to inform my readers that I have decided to abandon this story. Although there are plenty of reasons, I think the most prominent is that I simply have lost all desire to write this universe. Over th...

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:A period drama
Go down on an ovulating Lilly.

Need I point out that ovulation and menstruation are on opposite sides of the cycle?

I am assuming you have yet to earn your red wings, padawan.

Luckey Me Kickstarter a new piece of computer hardware designed to give the blind back their sight, then sell it out to facebook while laughing maniacally at your unsuspecting backers from atop a pile of money. Kick It Up A Notch Then announce that you will not port Minecraft to it. Shanghaied When...

Retcon ALL the Things!
Rewrite the entire fan fiction archive to achieve continuity with at least one route.