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bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.

Go stick your head in a pig.

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE:
Deny Emi sex until more lemon-flavored lube is located.

BEWARE OF DEF LEPPARD:
Bulldoze Shizune's house to make way for a bypass, with one arm tied behind your back.

Potato wrote:Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.

I HOPE IT WILL BE FRIENDLY:
Transform Rin into a sperm whale and Emi into a bowl of petunias.

Xaredian wrote:HRLES?
Somehow transfer the girls into the world of Remnant.

HORRIBLE REVELATION:
Transfer the entire cast into the Questionable Content universe. Become Marten's best bro.

Katawa-bob Shoujo-pants Who lives in a cripple farm off in Japan? (Hi-sao Na-kai) And fucks twin-tailed amputees straight up the can? (Hi-sao Na-kai) If heart-warming cripple-sex gives you the feelz, (Hi-sao Na-kai) Then ram it up Hanako's twat 'till she squeals! (Hi-sao Na-kai) His-sao Na-Kai, Hi-...

Atario wrote:Also, she knows, like, math and stuff.

Katawako is angry at numbers. There's like, too many of them, and stuff. This is where Miki gets her hatred of math.

...Okay, floating solves the horror brought on by the complete lack of mobility, but how the hell does she tell does she communicate when she's blind, mute and deaf? Telepathy is too obvious to me, so I like to think Katawako communicates by releasing a complex chain of pheromones into the air, kin...

I AM THE PUSHER ROBOT:
Protect Lilly by shoving her down the stairs.

I AM THE SHOVER ROBOT:
Force-feed bread to a now-quadriplegic Lilly.

OK, weak submissions, but I gotta get them out there: How did we even survive THAT?! Survive your first tour of duty aboard the ПЛАРБ 'Маленькой Рика' ... For the Cyrilic illiterate (certainly me), the above translates approximately to SSBN 'Little Rika' . I expected it to translate to "Kobaya...

CONCORDE CONCORD:
In Lilly's neutral end, steal a plane and fly to Inverness, and get there first.

Then kill her with her own cane-sword that she somehow got through airport security.

BLOWBACK'S A BITCH:
Get Hanako to do the last step for you.

A FAMILY AFFAIR:
And then confess to Akira.

For the Diesel Sweeties readers out there:
BACON IS A VEGETABLE:
Fuck Hanako into a coma.

THE BACON STACKER:
Arrange the following five-way scene:
Akira x Hisao x Hanako x Kenji x Lilly

THE CRYING GAME:
Have Banda write it.

None of the current proposed love interests will end up with Hisao in the end. Dewelar's gonna pull a fast one on us and have Hisao date Rin in the end. I can feel it in my spleen, man. Or it's just gonna be the mythical harem ending. He's going to break the Miki curse by sneaking up on it sideways.

I am the shover robot. I push bread down their throats. “So he accepted your invitation to the tea room?” Lilly smiles, and Hanako nods. “Things are progressing nicely. Our running has been going pretty well too.” I cross another item off our to-do list. “Everything smells like butterflies. Maybe t...

Really, the problem isn't with the plausible deniability, it's with reconciling this Hanako with the later canon one. I guess that's more of what I was getting at. The circumstances are certainly plausible, but for the Hanako we know to do something like this is in itself, implausible. Of course, t...