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Part II: “We’re ready!” Emi announced, and it slowly dawned on me that I had to do something at that point. I slowly nodded and dragged my gaze back to the lobby. Repressing a resigned sigh, I took a step toward the lobby, then another, and then, I was walking. The trolley started creaking and rolli...

“The fluff will continue until morale improves.” – Tastychainsaws Previous Chapter Chapter Nine (Hanako): When we Remembered Zion Metropolis. Capital. Prefecture. The sheer scope and size of Tokyo was enough to make me whimper in anxiety; over thirteen million people walking, driving, cycling, worki...

One day in the distant future, a young primate attempts to cross the asphalt roads of Japan. Perhaps to hunt for berries, or avoid a wild kappa, or find another ape to discuss the finer points of hurling excrement, only to see an enormous metal behemoth on the horizon, faster than any natural preda...

Mirage_GSM wrote: When you see stuff like that, it's most likely Hollywood Physics.

That would explain a lot. So I can somehow blame this fracas on The Fast and the Furious. Good to know .

No, as long as he has his foot on the brakes, the tires are not moving. If the tires were moving, the car would be as well. That's their function. ...I fail at basic auto comprehension so hard. Pardon me while I go fix that and then possibly commit seppuku with a fountain pen. ...Okay, that should ...

Well, as long as the tires are not actually... you know... moving , there's no reason for either them or the asphalt to heat up. The only thing that would heat up in the scenario you described are the brakes themselves. The smoking tires would probably come into play the moment the brakes are relea...

The car groaned and roared as it tried to move forward but couldn’t as it was still in park. The stench of melting rubber and heating asphalt filtered into the car as a cloud of smoke churned out from behind us. Now I don't drive an automatic, but I'm pretty sure that's not what happens when you hi...

Part II: A chill ran down my spine as one of the monkey’s leapt mere moments after Kenji dove for the car. I figured the monkey would land in the car and Lilly would have to beat it back with her cane –after offering it some tea, of course- while Kenji would slam into my door and break several teeth...

"For Christ's sake men- come on! Do you want to live forever?" –Sergeant Major Daniel Daly Previous Chapter Chapter Eight (Hisao): Next Time, Stay in the Barrel Hanako spent most of the rest of Emi’s driving shift sleeping against my shoulder. I was worried she might have a nightmare –they tended to...

Moe Misha is adorable, but I sure hope she can work out her feelings of inferiority, since they seem to be really holding her back... and making her say unsettling things.

Excellent read all around .

Hey here's a question for philosophical debate: why didn't you use the local 'nyan' over 'meow'? At this point, I doubt many readers here would complain... Because the cat is talking, not trying to be adorable. Besides, I tend to consider "nyan" an honorific due to my K-On! fandom. Now, I could hav...

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octovaitor wrote:That, or we could just make bad cat puns.

What, like mentioning there's now one extra pussy along for the trip?

That purrfect pun gave me paws . You certainly don't kitten around when it comes to these things.

This, of course, presumes that Hanako is neither aware of Hisao's memoirs (which is basically what you're reading), or has no hand in writing them :wink:. Considering the way this story has worked from both angles, I assume Hanako is much more aware of Hisao's antics than we're led to believe in H&...

And the prices are still insane? She's complaining more about convenience store prices generally, then the specific cost she paid, I figure. I haven't shopped at one recently enough to do the math one way or another, sadly. Anyway my bet is, he trained the cat to run away at the next stop and come ...

AntonSlavik020 wrote:I literally can't read anything involving "modern major general" without thinking of Mordins "Scientist Salerian".

Yeah, that was on my mind when I came up with my own lyrics.