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I Stopped Following The Plot Half An Hour Ago

• On live television and dressed as a giant carrot, survive being headbutted by Zinedine Zidane and win Emi's heart.

TyronePotato wrote:I expected someone to make a "get the sour cream and bacon, Potato is baked as FUCK" joke.

I'm a bit surprised it didn't happen.

Who eats Jacket Potato with sourcream and bacon?
Fuckton of butter does me fine :3

SpecimenSix wrote: Special Needs Kenji.jpg

I WAS GOING TO POST THAT BUT I DON'T HAVE IT SAVED
I will now go on to save it for future use

This topic is blowing my mind, one post at a time :O

You are a terrible, terrible person. Terrible, Terrible Person Sneak laxatives into Lilly's tea, refuse to escort her to the bathroom, and laugh maniacally when she shits all over herself. I really don't like tea. You are a horrible, horrible person. Horrible, Horrible Person Snap each and every in...

I am personally very okay with this pairing

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Definitely not thought about this before, honest.

Yeah.
Me neither.
Totally.
Nope.
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

Woody Alien wrote:Hippocratic Oath
Cheat on Emi and die of a heart failure after taking the medicines Nurse prescribed you.

Medical Intervention

• Receive 'medical advice' from Nurse, involving the dangerous side-effects of cheating on Emi

this is fanfic material

I don't think it was the shed scene that made people change their minds. Prior to the release of the full version, people partially judged the characters on their Act 1 ending. Emi's act1 ending was the worst one by far. Hisao didn't even stay around to watch the fireworks. That and Emi looked way ...

And while you're at it, can somebody explain why people keep making Emi a bush? I actually can! People used to depict Emi doing extreme things with the caption 'Am I popular yet?', since before her Anal Sex svene was revealed, she was the least popular girl. Loads of people misspelt 'popular' as ' ...

Silentcook wrote:

TyronePotato wrote:Bitch, you ain't shit, talk about potatoes like that again, and I'll rek u m8.

What.

In Britain, we take potatoes very seriously
Very seriously.

Liminaut wrote:Shizune's sole parental influence was Jigoro. He is constantly challenging the people around him, often rather rudely. Shizune didn't have any counterbalance to his influence, and it shows.

That actually explains a lot.

neio wrote: Hanako cathedral.png

"Hey Hanako, wanna go to this cathedral?"
"S-sure... Why?"
"...Reasons."

I also have one of Emi smoking, if anyone's into marijuana.

Highest thing on no legs Go for it

I feel like I would go through with it, but to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if I freak out beforehand :P Making out with someone I've had some time to get to know, sure... but a stranger and a camera watching? I daren't :L Probably choose Natsume though, because bestgirl. Gotta be gentle with t...

Trust Me, I'm A Scientist

• Paint "Go Faster Stripes" on Emi to make her run faster.

Second Opinion

• With the help of Mutou and/or Nurse, convince Emi that Go Faster Stripes actually do work.