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Xanatos wrote:

SpecimenSix wrote:Foolish Xanatos. I AM THE SET.

No you aren't. /SLAP

O yea? Who's Taro sized belly do you plan to film on then if not mine? Your insubordination angers the fantastic five.

Foolish Xanatos. I AM THE SET. My weight gain has been going according to plan. And no my monoplegia will most certainly not get in the way of me giving Emi some sweet tender Taro lovin. This is a completely different movie now. We just derailed a derailed thread. No, its the same movie. It just ta...

Xanatos wrote:SpecimenSix is not allowed on the set.

Foolish Xanatos. I AM THE SET.
My weight gain has been going according to plan. And no my monoplegia will most certainly not get in the way of me giving Emi some sweet tender Taro lovin.

Fatty. Emi would be disappointed. :P Bad-end disappointed, or track-shed-lack-of-pleasure disappointed? Neither, Emi would be happy that I'm not giving up on my dream to gain enough weight to play Taro. And not only that, but she should be double pleased when I can give her the Tarodozer in the tra...

Umber wrote:

SpecimenSix wrote: Nah, I'm not one to pass on responsibility to others, especially when I give my word. I'll just have to start a heavy workout regimen of eating 3 large pizzas a day.

"You're gonna share some of that pizza, right?"

No.

I would love to play Taro, I think I'd have to put on quite a bit of weight though. That or undergo reverse liposuction. :lol: This is where you play Misha's scenes, eating gallons and gallons of parfait, and when we're done, you can start acting out Arai. Unless you can think of a substitute actor...

Umber: The only character I can think of some resemblance of is Hisao, but my heart condition isn't nearly as bad. Maybe I could be Kenji or Akio I guess. I could walk around with a sweet sword cane. :lol: Or maybe Suzu. I do like sleeping a lot. :D Hint, hint. Taro Arai. He's practically your Avi,...

Dream wrote:

YZQ wrote:the way of the bitch

My favorite phrase of all time now.

Is that like Bruce Lee's Way of the Dragon?

Whatever happens, we have to work Daniel Day-Lewis into this somehow on account of he's one of the greatest people ever. :lol: Maybe Jigoro, just because the method acting would be hilarious. Daniel Day-Lewis would be an excellent addition. I have the feeling if he were to play Jigoro it would be s...

The only thing that irks me about Cage is that his voice wouldn't mix as a Kenji. And Cage is an interesting actor. Next, Raising Arizona, Sorcerer's Apprentice, The Rock, and City of Angels. Personal favorites. He could be Mutou :lol: I can't picture Mutou with Cage's voice. I've always been of th...

I don't get people who hate on Cage. He took boring shit (The Wicker Man) and remade it as a brilliant comedy about terrorizing children and punching old ladies while wearing a bear suit. You can't not love the guy. Seriously. This scene is gold. . :lol: And his crazy would suit Kenji well. :lol: I...

Nope. :P Oh, and Nic Cage is gonna play Lilly. Why? Just so (s)he can ask this question when first meeting Hanako . :lol: I swear you read my mind man! I was thinking Nic Cage should definitely be in the movie, but possibly more as Hisao or Kenji or even Misha. Then again I do like the idea of him ...

Xanatos wrote:I'll be that guy who translates the movie into gibberish that is actually scrambled profanity.

You know, that is actually probably the most fitting career profession you could possibly get into. You didn't by chance have anything to do with this, did you?

If I could have sex with them, that implies that we already have them in person. In which case they would act and get paid, and an armless Xanatos would be out of a job. Who says they would be willing to act if they would just be playing themselves? And an armless Xanatos doesn't have to be out of ...

Umber wrote: Me, I would love to do Kenji. Or Rin. Or Shizune.
And by 'love to do', I mean play their role not actually have sex with them.

Somehow I doubt that...