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by Umber
Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:32 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...
Replies: 358
Views: 68078

Re: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...

My impression of a typical Newgrounds user: "these grafix sok an theirs lots of glitches" *rates 5/5* Shitty 'horror' game full of bland jump scares variant: "THIS GAME IS AWESOME!!! I PEED MYSELF LOL!" *rates 5/5* Only reason why I still check Newgrounds nowadays. Zone-Sama and sometimes Shadman. ...
by Umber
Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:29 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Thoughts on the H-scenes?
Replies: 1289
Views: 239247

Re: Thoughts on the H-scenes?

Steinherz wrote:
pandaphil wrote:Well its not tea, but its wet and steamy.
The average male response
Dear Steinherz,

You deserve a place in my will. I'm going to go find a high cliff and a slippery ledge.

Love, Umber.
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:28 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: You have been playing too much KS when...
Replies: 2405
Views: 538860

Re: You have been playing too much KS when...

Fiandra wrote:
SwimmingInCloudland wrote:You've played too much KS when:

You set your wake-up alarm to Sarabande from the music box every morning, then punch your pillow because Lilly isn't there.
This ;___;
Your avi. Are you Xan or something?
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:20 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Taking advantage of Lilly's blindness
Replies: 286
Views: 53563

Re: Taking advantage of Lilly's blindness

Also anyone within twenty meters of Kenji is unsafe normally. The whole school if you sabotage his dorm and steal his glasses while he's sleeping before starting everything. Provided that he doesn't have some elaborate, Kenji-esque trap waiting for any would-be saboteurs behind his door (or any oth...
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:11 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...
Replies: 358
Views: 68078

Re: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...

Yeah, but Miki beats her in bed. ZING! "Miki, if this ever gets out..." "What? That you're always bottom in bed?" "...." Relax. You can have the public victory. But the private one's mine, shortie." The last page-and-then-some is full of nothing but glorious potential. Beautiful, glorious, sweaty, ...
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:04 pm
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Thoughts on the H-scenes?
Replies: 1289
Views: 239247

Re: Thoughts on the H-scenes?

If Hisao had been a more ordinary lad (sex, then dump), she would have one more problem on her hands. If Hisao had been a more "ordinary" lad, they would have never gotten to that point to begin with. The fact that Hisao could probably die from having sex crosses out any possibility of being normal...
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:26 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Taking advantage of Lilly's blindness
Replies: 286
Views: 53563

Re: Taking advantage of Lilly's blindness

There's a really good anatomy of the Heavy artwork by valve. I found it very informative :lol: Your avatar needs Misha drills. That would make it even more glorious. And about Heavy, it's pretty clear that he's not fat. He's just bulky. Look at his legs! They're small compared to his upper body. Py...
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:56 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Hanako's Broken Heart Club
Replies: 4863
Views: 1035381

Re: Hanako's Broken Heart Club

Sgt Spice wrote:
Xanatos wrote:
Your first mistake was trying to find a girl 'just like Rin'.
Why? If you want something shouldn't you try to look for it?
It's not the message that should be received from KS. Pretty sure Xanatos is going to reply, so I'm going to just be lazy and wait for him to explain.

edit: Ninja'd.
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:30 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Disturbing Questions about Yamaku
Replies: 154
Views: 31453

Re: Disturbing Questions about Yamaku

And the fact that real people unexpectedly off themselves sometimes doesn't make Hanako suicidal...That would definitely have been highlighted in-game. Not if your writer is too kind to see Hanako in despair. :wink: There's that again. If anything, it makes them do the opposite. Her parents died fo...
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:11 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...
Replies: 358
Views: 68078

Re: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...

Xanatos wrote:
Selim Bradley wrote:Oh, ok. I was busy all this week so I missed some things apparently.
Some guy overreacted to stuff. Nothing big. (Would Emi go for a hermaphrodite?)
Maybe. She strikes me as a person that could appreciate the best of both worlds.
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:53 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...
Replies: 358
Views: 68078

Re: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...

I'm fearing that if this topic keeps going, Tsu will spring out of nowhere at a really bad time. I don't mean it in any bad way. I know, but I saw it that Tsu did take it offensively on that one thread. It's going to be on my mind whenever someone discusses anything about genders on the forums now,...
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:50 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Disturbing Questions about Yamaku
Replies: 154
Views: 31453

Re: Disturbing Questions about Yamaku

Xanatos wrote:
And don't forget the worst disability of all: Misha's pre-orgasm WAHAHAHA~! verbal tic
That's hardly a disability. If anything, that would be the best genetic Insta-turn-on for some people Wumbologyperhapscough.
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:43 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...
Replies: 358
Views: 68078

Re: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...

Xanatos wrote:
Selim Bradley wrote:
Xanatos wrote: ...What is there besides boys and girls? :lol: Odd bit of clarification there...
Hermaphrodites.
Boygirls. Those are included already. :P
I'm fearing that if this topic keeps going, Tsu will spring out of nowhere at a really bad time.
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:19 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...
Replies: 358
Views: 68078

Re: Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...

Hanako going full on panic mode with everybody staring as Emi tugs her along (ignorance is bliss). Kenji in the background, taking note that the females are using the rooftop as headquarters and have the high ground. Insert plan to ruin Emi's/Hanako's/Rin's weekend. That's why she rushes Hanako thr...
by Umber
Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:48 am
Forum: Public Discussion
Topic: Taking advantage of Lilly's blindness
Replies: 286
Views: 53563

Re: Taking advantage of Lilly's blindness

Xanatos wrote:
Umber wrote:Trying to figure out how to go back to OP while talking about the video, results inconclusive.
Surprise anal...What better way to take advantage of Lilly's blindness? :lol:
Does Heavy or Hisao do it, then?