Nice job this year. You had me going until I checked the date after reading the second paragraph. The two DLC characters actually seem interesting, and the art is well done, and believable. I too would pursue Rika, Saki seems interesting but I just know that the story will get sad due to her condition. I like how you had the post get more ridiculous as it went along. Also, great job reconstructing the Steam website, what with all the working links and menus. The idea itself is audaciously funny.
It's a good thing Shizune is deaf, she is the only one who can stand (not) hearing "Wahaha~!" over and over.