I-I-I'm on a (space) boat

[LordDarknus]

It's a perfectly beautiful afternoon, when Hanako, Lilly, and Hisao gather together in their usual haunt, sharing pleasing conversations over warm cups of rejuvenating tea.

Although Hisao senses something is somewhat 'off' with Hanako. He hesitates to ask if there is anything is bothering her, considering how shy she is. But in the end, Hisao decides to ask anyway.

"Are you okay, Hanako?" He gently questions.

"Ahh? I-I... Umm..." Hanako says, startled.

Lilly gently asks as well, "Hanako? You sound uptight..."

Seeing both her dearest friends so concerned, Hanako quickly makes up her mind, and asks her well-rehearsed question.

"W-W-Well, y-you s-see, Ah! I-I-I mean... I..."

"It's okay, Hanako." Lilly smiles sincerely.

"W-W-W-Well, I-I-I..." Hanako stutters badly.

She calms down, reminds herself that she has nothing to be afraid of, and that gathered before her are her friends. Hisao being more than that to her... She smiles at him, shyly, and begins again.

"W-Well, the h-holidays are approaching soon... A-and I, I... have a boat."

After a pause, Hisao says in surprise, "Oh... I'm sure it's a nice boat."

"It's more of a ship, actually." Lilly says, grinning knowingly.

"A-a-and I would... I would like you to... to..." Hanako almost says it, her face is completely flushed from embarrassment, but she summons all her courage and continues, "I would like it if you would come sail with me! I want you to fly with me to the moon! My dearest friends! Lilly and Harrison Tripp!"

Hisao asks flatly, "What."

Harrison Tripp, who had been sitting beside Hisao the whole time, says, "YES!!!"

[Hanako, (Harrison Tripp)]:
(Caaaameo) Aww s-s-h-hit
Get old Mutou ready, it's about to go up (cameo, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f-f-fuckin launch deck (cameo, yeah)
But put on your motherf-f-uckin goggles (safety first)
We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus (Harrison Tripp)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat (flyin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at my motherfuckin boat! (space boat)

(Hanako)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flyin on a boat up the big blue sky
Pullin five Gs, wild feelins' 'tween my thighs
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Paint a picture, Rin (Rin) I'm on a boat, Rin (you in a bin!)
We drinking Lemonade juice cause it's a sin (wow so tangy!)
I got my jet pack, and your silly-sandals
I'm flippin weightless, you in the track shed fuckin anal!

(Lilly)
Sidesaddling on a dolphin, performing flips in space
The dolphin is really Rin, capable of metamorphing
No, not Power Rangers, you can blame Crud's brain-space
I'm on a boat, stupid fucker, I am having a fling

(Hanako)
I'm on a boat and, it's flyin fast, no bluff
I got a Feminist-themed dumb maroon-yellow scarf
I'm the queen of the stars, on a boat like Janeway
If you're Kirk or Picard, you better give me way
{Get the fuck up, this boat goes to SPACE!!!}

(Lilly)
Fuck earth, I'm on a boat, landlubber (you land-fucker)
Fuck cars, I ride comets, air-breather (just like Albert)
I'm on the deck with my girls, harem-runner (as in Einstein)
This warp engine make noise, a big vibrator! (on a beam o' light)

(Hanako)
Hey Crud, if you could see me now (see me now)
Fierce arctic gales on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon right now (...that's no moon)
But Gabe Newell... denied Tripp the number 'THREEEEEE!'

[Harrison Tripp]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on the forum
What a big beige feelsy good romp (feels!)
Thehivemind~!! Look at me, oh (all minds in check)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a space boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, my wife's not gay

[Chorus (Harrison Tripp)]
I'm on a boat! (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat! (I'm on a boat)
All you bitches look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat! (flyin on a boat)
I'm on a boat! (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat!
Had a good hard fuck banging Lilly on a boat! (I watched)

[Harrison Tripp]
Whoahhh
Cr-cr-crossover, crossover
Yeah yeah yeahhh

[AntonSlavik020]

That. Was. Glorious. The Rin part was great.

[Craftyatom]

I... wow.
I mean, I knew based on the title what was coming, and yet, it still caught me off guard.
Not bad, I enjoyed it.

[Munchenhausen]

[LordDarknus]

Thanks AntonSlavik020, Craftyatom and Munchenhausen! You guys are going on my next boat ride!

That. Was. Glorious. The Rin part was great.

Yeah, I thought so too. Glad you liked it!

I... wow.
I mean, I knew based on the title what was coming, and yet, it still caught me off guard.
Not bad, I enjoyed it.

Well, I was actually worried if going to space would be too weird for some. And Thank you!

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