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by Hoitash
Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:57 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 9/19)

Mirage_GSM wrote:Two small things:
Huh, how did that happen. Oh yeah, it's me :).

Also: Yay, Halloween specials! 8)
Indeed. Not my usual kind, but I am planning two Specials. Hmm, wonder what that could mean....
by Hoitash
Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:45 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 9/19)

As the Wizard and his apprentice traversed the twice shattered ruins of the Divide, he thought he saw the flittering of movement in the distance. Too slow to be a Tunneler, too small to be a Deathclaw, and two stealthy to be a Marked Man. Two things became obvious to the Wizard at that point: one, h...
by Hoitash
Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:22 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 9/12)

I have created a wasteland, and called it peace. I have rained fire upon the scorched earth of the Old World. I have sundered the fragile remains of civilization itself. I reign over the shattered remains of a broken world. Ilya! We’re going to Arizona! It’s time to build an Empire. Legio Patria Nos...
by Hoitash
Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:06 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 9/05)

Part II: Hearing a conversation in two languages was kinda weird, but I was sorta used to it, and the change in language helped me pay attention better. The two girls moved ahead to join Aunty Akira. I started looking at the trees because their branches rustled in the breeze. Out of the corner of my...
by Hoitash
Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:05 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 9/05)

So... solidarity forever, I guess? Eh, whatever. At least I have nukes. Previous Chapter A Child’s Tale Hi! It’s Refia again! It’s Saturday now and we’re going into the town near the summer homes for the day! (Why is her report nothing but us walking?) (Refia is Refia. And would you please use a dif...
by Hoitash
Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:59 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/29)

Blasted Tunnelers. Screw it, I declare Exterminatus on this worthless lump of rocks. Ilya, launch the nukes! The God-Emperor will Judge his own! Previous Chapter A Protector’s Tale In the early afternoon on Saturday we were getting ready to head into town. Our home’s weekend occupants would head out...
by Hoitash
Mon Aug 22, 2016 7:36 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/22)

I think it's a bit unfair blaming Lilly's lack of chess skill on her inability to play offensively and to plan ahead. She's always playing at a huge handicap since she has to memorize all the pieces' positions in addition to all the planning she might be doing. Fair points, though I do wonder how m...
by Hoitash
Mon Aug 22, 2016 10:09 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/22)

Dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka… If only my grenade machine gun could shoot flashbangs… Ilya! I need your stick again! Previous Chapter A Chess Player’s Tale I pulled the chess board out from under the table and looked up at Lilly, “Would you like to play here or in the kitchen?” Lilly sipped her tea,...
by Hoitash
Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:23 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/15)

Somehow on the way to New Reno we ended up in the Divide. Which means Deathclaws. Of course. Ilya! Get me my minigun! Previous Chapter Another Mother’s Tale “I do things besides eat, you know.” I raised an eyebrow as Satomi led Soon-hee along towards the stairs, where Chise and Carry were waiting wi...
by Hoitash
Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:08 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/08)

Hesmiyu wrote:
I know :P, I was referencing Hisao's original fate in Sharp-O's Monomyth fic.
Oh yeah. Wow that seems like a long time ago.

Grumble, grumble old man complaints about my lawn grumble.
by Hoitash
Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:47 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/08)

Hesmiyu wrote:
Or a T-shirt fired at him from a T-shirt cannon. Wait, wrong fic.
It's also how Ned Flander's wife died, iirc.
by Hoitash
Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:56 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/08)

Mirage_GSM wrote:
I might die of a heart attack before I’m forty
Shouldn't he BE around forty by this point?
He's around 36 in this story, so sorta.

The comment was mostly meant in jest anyway. Realistically he should have a decent shot at a regular lifespan, barring a ball to the chest or bad palpitation.
by Hoitash
Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:26 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/08)

We can’t stop here, Ilya, this is Legion country. Wow, they even tore down the walls. Well, New Canaan’s a bust. On to New Reno! Previous Chapter A Guardian’s Tale George stepped back onto the deck and plopped himself into his chair, “Good kid.” The three of us had placed our seats in front of the t...
by Hoitash
Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:12 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Flutter - Level Thirty Six: Invincibility [18/5/24]
Replies: 318
Views: 219863

Re: Flutter - Level Twenty: Grinding [4/8/16]

Fuck depression. Preach it! Preach to the weary endorphin's who fight the greatest battle man can know! Ahem. That was adorable. I know what it's like to fiddle with a chapter to the point where you just say "frak it, it's go time" and while you can tell it's a bit rough and maybe even ru...
by Hoitash
Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:14 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A Summer of Tales -A H&K Summer Series
Replies: 42
Views: 20849

Re: A Summer of Tales (Updated 8/01)

The food to bullet conversion rate seems a bit skewed these days. Ah well, on to the next stop! Whatever’s left of New Canaan, here come! Right back where we started from! And I don’t know how the rest of the song goes. Sorry. Previous Chapter A Ward’s Tale Once Refia had found Karen and darted off ...